The door frame to the back room creaks from the mass of the shop goblin leaning against it

Huge Goblin: "Look this shop is a bit funny. The shopkeep uses it more for experimenting than for selling stuff. I don't know when its going to be open or closed and more often then not some part of it is on fire. But when it is up and running there's a few rules."

Huge Goblin: "First off a lot of the stuff for sale is for Goblins only. There's a few ways to prove you're a Goblin and none of them involve biting me. If you've proven you're a Goblin you will have a G pass and you can show that to get in the back room where the best treasures are kept."

Huge Goblin: "The shopkeep restocks these treasures in what's called a "Drop". Basically every once in a while a bunch of new inventory is added and put up. When its time, the door to the back room is locked for a little while to let the shopkeep get everything ready and changes things from sold out to in stock"

Huge Goblin: "If you have NEVER purchased from the backroom before then you will be let in right at drop time. You will get a few minutes of early access and first pick of the cool stuff but please only pick ONE item and check out with it. If you purchase more than one item I will take the second one back."

Huge Goblin: "If you want more than one item you'll need to wait for ten minutes after the drop time to go back in and shop again with everyone else. So if the drop was at 8:00 you can go back in at 8:10."

Huge Goblin: "If you HAVE purchased before you will be in the second wave. You will be waiting for a few minutes to let the new goblins find some nice stuff and then I will let you rush in for what ever is left over."

Huge Goblin: "You probably want to know how soon you will get your treasure, the answer is NOT SOON. Expect two weeks to get everything packed up and shipped out. I know that seems like a long time but people keep biting me and one thing leads to another and the packages don't get dropped off ok?"

Huge Goblin: "One more thing...Ill take your G Pass and rip it right up if I find out you've been a bad goblin. This includes throwing around slurs and bigoted speech, abusing shops, abusing other goblins, and botting."

 

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9/26/2025 8:00PM