Do you want something with thick slow swells and texture for days? Does the feel of a sturdy laundry basket really get you going? Woven patio furniture is your kink? Well boy are you going to be excited for THE WICKER DADDY. All of the woven wicker features you're lusting after but with 100% less splinters. Made from platinum cure body safe silicone and cosmetic micas. 

FLOP - Large bubbles on suction cup base